Twenty types of wind chimes, some with pigs on top, others with skulls in place of pigs. An ear keychain and a $5.99 shopping bag that reads, "Someone Cares about Quality." Alien skulls and ash trays with smoking skeletons getting married. A punching nun and a Jesus pen. A flashing fart alert road sign and a parrot that shouts "Fuck You" when you break its motion signal. A number of Nefertiti busts and cactus seed kits. Thirty varieties of dice clocks and casino chip sunglasses. Elvis everything. Pet puke, farting powder, snotty nose and foaming sugar. Inscribed toilet tissue, a middle-finger-extended mug and a masturbation kit. A "Stay in Love Forever Spray" and T-shirts that include slogans like "I am Rick James Bitch" (complete with a lacking apostrophe) and "Marriage: Game Over." An ashtray labeled "Camille's Butts," "James' Butts," "Sally's Butts," and fridge magnets emblazoned with the words, "Sex, Money, Power."